I actually enjoyed our two hour conversation, I would probably never ever admit this to you, but I actually really enjoyed it; it was refreshing. You're also pretty insightful and observant. Just in case you ever read this, don't let this get to your big head. I deserve at least ten boxes of goldfish because I willingly said good things about you. This means a life-long commitment of annoying you; that fortune cookie was right! Just kidding, you're ugly and nobody likes you.

In all seriousness, one of the most fulfilling things in life is being able to perceive and understand someone on a deeper level especially if it means you'll share a stronger connection with that individual in the end.