I can't take these years for granted. My laziness is consuming me.

FINALLY EMPLOYED YAYY!!

All I do is sleep and eat porridge. My cheeks are huge; I look like a fat chipmunk.

Why am I so lazy?

-need a job asap

-first speeding ticket -__-

-last stretch before summer session ends

-wisdom teeth extraction whee

“We go right for the top shelf with our words now. We don’t think about how we talk. We just say the right to the fucking, just— “dude, it was amazing.” really? you were amazed? You were amazed by a basket of chicken wings? Really? Amazing? What are you gonna do with the rest of your life now? What if something really happens to you? What if jesus comes down from the sky and makes love to you all night long, leaves the new living lord in your belly? What are you gonna call that? You used “amazing” on a basket of chicken wings. You’ve limited yourself verbally to a shit life.”

-Louis C.K.

My first job interview is at 12 today. I'm so nervous right now ):